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Nancy Went Down To Congress Lookin’ For A DACA Deal

Sarah Watching Devil Went Down to Georgia

I have been so amused by President Trump playing Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats like a Stradivarius.

This song kept coming to mind, and it fits beautifully. Very big and very beautifully..

 

 

 

 

 

Nancy Went Down To Congress

(sung to the tune of The Devil Went Down to Georgia)

Nancy went down to Congress. She was lookin’ to make ‘em kneel.
She was in a bind, the polls way behind. She needed a DACA deal.
When she came across Prez Trump plannin’ a wall without a second thought.
And Nancy jumped upon a CNN block and said “Bush, let me tell you what.”

“I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a deal maker, too.
And if you’d care to take a dare I’ll make a DACA deal with you.
Now you play pretty good politics, POTUS, but give Nancy her due.
I’ll bet a wall of gold against your soul ’cause I think I’m better than you.”

POTUS said, “My name’s Donald, and much to my base’ chagrin,
I’ll take your bet; and you’re gonna regret ’cause I’m gonna build the biggest wall that’s ever been.”

Donald, get the wall funded and hold back on DACA hard.
‘Cause Hell’s broke loose in Congress and RINOs dealin’ cards.
And if you win America gets this shiny wall made of gold,
But if you lose Nancy gets chain migration votes.

Nancy licked her dentures and she said, “I’ll start this show.”
And spit flew from her smackin’ lips, preachin’ taxpayer money for adults of Mexico.
And she pulled her tongue across her teeth and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of pundits joined in and it sounded something like this.

When ole Nancy finished, Donald said, “Well, you’re pretty good old hon,
But sit down in that minority chair and let me show you how it’s done.”

“Big Beautiful Wall on the border.” Run, Dems, run!
Nancy’s in the party of grantin’ amnesty to everyone;
Chuck’s cryin’ in the Senate puttin’ on a show.
Donald, are you trying to make American white again? No. Fake news. No.

Nancy bowed her head because she knew she’d be the next tweet.
And she laid the deal for a beautiful wall on the ground at Donald’s feet.
Donald said, “Nancy, just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
‘Cause I’ve told you once–you old bleep–I’m the best there’s ever been!”
And he played:

“Big Beautiful Wall on the border.” Run, Dems, run!
Nancy’s in the party of grantin’ amnesty to everyone;
Chuck’s cryin’ in the Senate puttin’ on a show.
Donald, are you trying to make American white again? No. Fake news. No.



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